Liam was here

Yea he wants to watch team umi zoomi

— after chad asked Liam to help translate for Myles saying “noooomi” when wanting to watch a show.

"This is my city with the hoooolest stuff mama"

"This is my city with the hoooolest stuff mama"

If you don’t have a sampsite then guess what? You sant samp!

— today when driving home from the airport after being in Spokane. Samp = camp.

They just got married, this was their first dance

Rick painting is easier with your tongue out

Rick painting is easier with your tongue out

But that’s what I want to doooooo for him…wake up early and sell him happy birthday

— after telling him he should wait until his sun on his alarm clock wakes up on daddy’s birthday.

I’m done closing my eyes now

— at 9:22pm…too bad kid, back to bed.

Fuckin crapper

— from Priscilla today when looking for a peach under the stove.

But mommy, how did I get in your tummy? And why is your tummy so soft? Is there a baby in there now? What did I like to do as a baby? Tell me a story about me when I was in your tummy.

— birds and the bees already? My sweet, inquisitive boy. Nighttime conversations might be my favorite time of day.

A raisin birdie

— for a raven

Ok but I don’t got it, ok, I’m just saying

— after I told Liam tonight that “he needed to go to sleep now, you got it?”

I wish we could always stay together as a faahhhmaly

I wanna be in that story for real

— tonight at bedtime while daddy told a story, by request, about a whole family of Buechlers in Mexico.

I’m starting to be a grown up because I got hairs on my legs

— oh Liam, the things you say..

Mommy, where did you get that rug? Mommy, where did you get that red shirt? Mommy, where did you get that lamp? Mommy, where did you get that earring?

— oh my sweet boy, you are starting to be the king of bedtime delays.